t-ranquilities:

    cared:

    eversion:

    accidentully:

    calins:

    thiscosmicobscurity:

    His pledge to her:

    i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

    I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

    i think I am going to cry

    I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

    guy like this come my way ✌😭

    I can’t deal with something so perfect, no please, stop. Oh god, I have tears in my eyes and the silliest smile on my lips right now.

    i actually am crying.

    • 5 days ago
    • 926492

    680xsouth:

    basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

    (Source: rapexrevenge)

    • 1 week ago
    • 576798

    crimewave420:

    HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

    (Source: ruinedchildhood)

    • 1 week ago
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    • 1 week ago
    • 163386

    itspartyrehab:

    Cervesas Preparadas Recipe | Smirnoff Preparadas Recipe

    Ingredients:

    • Smirnoff Ice (Mango or Tropical Fruit is my favorite)
    • Lemon or Limes
    • Chamoy Powder
    • Candy (Gummy Bears, Sour Strips, Gummy Worms, or any other candy you want)
    • Chile Powder
    • Fruit (Cherries, Strawberries, Mango, or whatever fruit you want)
    • Chamoy Liquid

    Instructions:

    We recommend fresh fruit over canned. You can add or take away any ingredient you don’t like or substitute it for something else. You can also choose the Smirnoff flavor of your choice. Smirnoff makes many flavors of their drinks so pick your favorite flavor & work around it. If you like apples then you get the Smirnoff Green Apple flavor drink & add fresh diced apples to your taste.

    This Smirnoff Preparada drink is very popular in deep south Texas. It was invented in Mexico & has migrated across the border to Texas. Here in the valley drive-thru stores you can pick up one of these drinks for about $8.00 each. It’s a 24oz cup served with a 12oz Smirnoff Ice malt beverage flavor of your choice.

    1. Add ice
    2. Pour in Smirnoff Ice of your choice
    3. Add fruits and candies to the top of the glass.
    4. Add seasonings, fruit seasonings, and chamoy liquid to your liking.
    5. Enjoy!
    • 2 months ago
    • 4473

    brutalcobra1:

    ben-bruce-is-our-hero:

    indishey:

    pure-b3auty:

    vanitas-kiryuu:

    fire-salamander-dragneel:

    Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it…

    Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself

    oh my god i had to do that too^^

    repostrepostrepost. I love you all so much <3

    STAY STRONG. I LOVE YOU ALL!!! ♥ 

    I LOVE EVERYONE TOO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    (Source: tic-tac-scented-tree)

    • 4 months ago
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    • 4 months ago
    • 765874

    "Can you see me? All of me? Probably not. No one ever really has."

    — Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex  (via fragolle)

    (Source: quoted-books)

    • 4 months ago
    • 14464

    pidgeonpeep:

    me when im drunk

    (Source: lordoftheflygons)

    • 4 months ago
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